Our PDR Posse member, Thomas Czarnik releases a new set of political limericks. It comes just at the right time in our politics.
Political Limericks by Thomas Czarnik
There once was a VP named Pence His demeanor described as quite tense His life was most grim Wouldn’t want to be him With my butt perched in pain on a fence. There once was a VP named Pence Had to put up with lots of nonsense From behind Donald Trump He kissed an orange rump Was nearly hanged for a Cap’tol Offence. There was a President named Trump Who needed to take a big dump He’d sit on his shitter He’d tweet and he’d twitter His best work came out of his rump. There are many who follow a guy named Q Think whatever he says is quite true They believe every word Though it might be absurd A better response to B.S. is "P.U."! A GOP Rep named Matt Gaetz Has a forehead as high as two milk crates His excuses are bafflin’ For drugs and sex traffickin’: “I’m white rich and have lots of hot dates.” Two cronies named Manchin and Sinema Of Arizona and West Vir-gin-eeah With heads up their ass No laws can get passed It seems like they both need an enema. There once was a Russian named Putin Instead of talk he preferred to be shootin’ Started a war in Ukraine Proof he’s much more insane Than that lunatic known as Rasputin. A senator by name of Hawley Gives speeches all bluster and folly Of BS he's full In Congress pit bull But from danger runs off like a collie. There was a candidate named OZ Who'd say anything just for applause Hoped for a bump From his best bud Trump The man behind curtain Says a Senate seat certain If you believe both in me and in Santa Claus. A doctor whose first name is Rand Thinks his personal prescriptions quite grand But if you need a house call Don't call this quack Paul Cause oil of snake medicine's his brand. There once was a senator named Cruz Who seems always to be in the news He sits on a fence Between sense and nonsense Texas Ted must have several loose screws. There was a Fox airhead named Sean Who as sure as night comes before dawn Lacked even a hint of humanity “I’m King of the News” thought Hannity But to Trump he was simply a pawn. To 45 William Barr was a star No one was more loyal by far But when a judge said he lied Barr had no place to hide His hand caught in Trump's cookie jar. Those who substitute facts with illusion Tell lies and sow seeds of confusion Anti-maskers Anti-vaxxers Spread deadly disease and delusion. Two GOP Reps named Boebert and Greene Make speeches in Congress intolerant and mean Bible thumpers so avid Donald Trumpers so rabid Guns and violence promoters both sick and obscene. An inquisitive pundit named Tucker Must think every Fox fan a sucker His facial attentive frown Is an anal retentive crown On a king who’s a smug mother f**ker. Trumpsters take truth-tellers to task Give leaders like Liz Cheney the ax She calls Trump a traitor And that's why they hate her They prefer the Big Lie to the facts. We go to the pump for gasoline See prices higher than ever seen While all the nation Suffers inflation Oil Oligopoly makes profits obscene. At Mar-a-Lago were hidden in many a box Government files and classified docs Most keep wondering why Even the FBI But not Trump's base or the people at Fox. Her name is Marjorie Taylor Greene Of Radical Reps she might be the queen Loves men that are macho But hates the gazpacho And a peach tree dish for Bill Gates’ cuisine. On a program called Politics Done Right Whether you're moderate far left or far right Egberto Willies will greet you Always happy to meet you On his show honest insights shine bright.